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Old Year’s Resolutions

I didn’t make any New Year’s resolutions for this year. Not one. Nada. Aucunes. “But Luke!” I hear you gasp, “Don’t you know that you must make a New Year’s resolution in order to appease the god of New-Yearness?! At … Continue reading

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The Snorter

You know him. You’ve sat next to him on the bus, the train, in church, maybe even your car. He has a sister too, the Snorteuse (pronounced “snort-erz”). She is equally as proficient but twice less ugly. They strike when … Continue reading

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